Sunday, December 09, 2007

What would I do?

If I actually won the National Lottery? Well, the first and most obvious advantage is that it would absolve me from ever needing to sober up ever again; and as I look around me the more attractive that blessed state appears.

However, is this enough? Could I just stop and be satisfied with happy oblivion? Or do I owe a better and greater legacy to the wider world? The answer of course is obvious.

What I'd have to do is buy a large, well endowed mammal of some description. A bull, or an elephant perhaps, and train it to find and sodomise eco-wankers.

I wonder where they'll put my statue...

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