Monday, May 19, 2008

Government 'ignorant' about 'pissing my money away' shock

Here we go again. Take your partners for the quango-weasel waltz. Al-Beeb spouts the health taliban line as usual.

Three-quarters of drinkers do not know a typical glass of wine contains three units of alcohol, a survey for the Department of Health suggests.

The YouGov survey of 1,429 drinkers in England found more than a third did not know their recommended daily limit - 2-3 units for women and 3-4 for men.


Ahhh, units. Units, units, units. I seem to remember having something to say on the topic of units last Xmas. What was it again? Oh yes.

The whole thing is a fiction, as the tossers-in-chief finally admitted. More arse-born drivel funded by us, for the purpose of achieving nothing more than boosting our national blood-pressure.

Well, based on figures released today, from a survey conducted for Mac the Knife, by Ipsos Mac the Knife. Mac the Knife has concluded that Alcohol Concern, Know Your Limits and the rest of the self-promoting, useless, lying, dog-frotting spazwads should shut their mouths and fuck right off*.

The Government has reacted swiftly, establishing the National Fuckwit Suppression Agency (CEO Mac the Knife). The Agency's radical proposals include the following:

All fuckwits who nag, bully and/or ban things to have their larynxes ripped out with a claw-hammer.

All fuckwits to have their mouths sewn up.

All fuckwits to be set in slabs of concrete in groups of fifty.

The fuckwit slabs to be dumped into the
Mariana's Trench.


All normal human beings can then go out, and have a smoke while getting pissed and eating a large pie. It'll be a better world. I promise.

*Not necessarily in that order.

3 comments:

Snowolf said...

I'm sure I heard somewhere that units drunk on the London transport network count double.

Or was that away goals?

Anonymous said...

Mack what are your thoughts on the latest outrage? The Jocks plan to introduce a law making it illegal to have cigarettes on open display. No doubt purchasers will have to take their pack of twenty in a discreet brown paper bag. I don't smoke, but it still fills me with despair when I see crap like this. If people want to smoke let them. Making it akin to the purchase of porno or some illicit drug is not going to make the slightest difference.

Mac the Knife said...

A: The whole thing smacks of desperation to me. The tobacco companies are set to post increased profits, the impact on the hospitality industry has been catastrophic (over two thousand venues closed their doors since last July, 1600+ were pubs), and in Ireland smoking levels are rising again after twenty years of decline. In short the ban has been revealed as a disaster, but our gutless politicos won't do anything about it. Watch out for more stupid and draconian tactics to 'get the message across'...