Monday, June 09, 2008
Announcing a year of celebrations
A small element of the planned celebrations, pictured earlier today.
I hit the half-century today. Happy Birthday to me, despite being smashed to bits in an industrial accident, various falls, car crashes and near-electrocutions, I made it.
I'd like to thank my loyal reader (I think there's one out there somewhere), and remind him that the Mac the Knife Appreciation Society will be meeting in a BT phone kiosk, date and location TBA.
However, contemplating tonight, when I intend to get completely spasticated® on The Famous Grouse, and enjoy a Monte Cristo No. 3 on my garden patio; I suddenly thought that this is my Golden Jubilee year. Why stop at one day?
A patriotic symbol, earlier today
Accordingly, I am declaring this year (09/06/2008 - 08/06/2009) The Mac the Knife Demi-Centennial, wherein I shall endeavour consistency in louche drunkenness, debauchery and amorality of an even lower standard than I customarily practice.
Cheers, good health and better days to all good Libertarian hearts everywhere*.
*Statists, authoritarians and killjoy dog-shaggers can fuck off and die.