Monday, June 16, 2008
Memo to Hollywood
Hail the creators.
Item One: CGI is nowhere near as well developed as you seem to think it is. Unless you use it very sparingly, your masterpiece will resemble nothing so much as a screen-lift from a mediocre computer game.
Item Two: Don't use it to depict things that are patently physically impossible. If you do this, your masterpiece (and I use the term loosely) will resemble nothing so much as a screen-lift from an arse clenchingly piss poor computer game.
Item Three: Four year olds will take the piss out of you in the street.
When I posted this, I was thinking particularly of this skip-load of arsecustard.