Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Too Late, Too Late the Cry...
A crap logo, earlier today.
How wonderfully generous and compassionate. It seems the Inner Party has decreed we can spend our own cash on extending our lives if we're sick, without sacrificing that which we've already paid for. Shame it's already claimed some lives. Still, what price a few unfortunate comrades as long as the ideological purity of The Party remains uncompromised eh?
UPDATE: Grim Reaper to sue Nulabour.
A Grim Reaper, earlier today.
In a surprise move, the Grim Reaper has moved to sue the Government for lost earnings and reduced harvests. In a statement, Mr. Reaper said:
"When those bubble headed jack-offs assumed control of the NHS I thought I was quids-in. Blair and Brown swore I'd be up to my bleached pelvis in stiffs. MRSA and C-Diff are all very well, but lingering deaths for no good reason are where the real fun is. Now look at me! One little scare and they've caved in to save their own sorry arseholes!"
Mr Reaper held a late meeting with the National Association of Apocalyptic Entities, a statement is expected shortly.