Sunday, August 17, 2008

Is it? Or isn't it?


Yes, it's about him again.


I've mentioned the modern miracle that is Dirty European Socialist before, and I suspect I will do again.

The Nameless One weighs in, as this guy really is irresistible. When The Witanagemot Club blog awards announced the category 'Shouldn't be allowed to own a computer, let alone have a blog', my fingers assumed a life of their own as they danced across the keyboard, for credit where credit's due.

DES combines a writing style which suggests he wears a welding mask and types with a mallet in each hand, with thought processes implying a forced lobotomy at the hands of a drunken chimp armed with a lump-hammer, and yet, and yet...

You see, The Nameless One asked the key question; the one that sometimes crosses my mind where DES's concerned...

sometimes I think he is just a fuck ignorant dick. Other times I believe he must be a spoof - a piece of political performance art that is deliberately trying to be as outrageous and mindlessly cliched as possible


...and the reason he posed the question was this masterpiece of political insight...

The tories will not win. The evil slave trading tories must never win another election,. It is obviius to even the biggest fool, Thta if the tories win they will back slavery and kill all balcks


If it's the former, then he needs to be pickled in formaldehyde and studied. If the latter, he must be given a prime-time slot on BBC1 as he's clearly a comic genius of the first water.

In any event Comrades, the clarion call has been issued and none can shirk their duty. To the barricades! The balcks must be saved, even if it cost us our lisve!

4 comments:

Call me Infidel said...

I read some of this half wits rantings after the Devil's Kitchen linked to his site. I have to say I think it must be a spoof. No one could be that idiotic surely?

Mac the Knife said...

We can only hope...

Dirty Euro said...

Resistance. I have an IQ of 120 and postgraduate qualifications. I need no lectures from an uneducated oaf of your ilk.

"cALL ME infidel" OK In fidel. Are you castros boyfrined.

Mac the Knife said...

DES: There you are! Uncharacteristically slow off the mark, you usually react much more rapidly.

You don't know where or how my education progressed, but I have to tell you that 120 really isn't that brilliant.

Thanks for dropping in, and keep taking the tablets... :)