Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Who the FUCK Writes These Things?


Evil Nurse From Hell just brought me this...

I mean seriously? What if my heart and breathing stops? You're DEAD you dozy fucker! It's nature's way of telling you you've had the dick. Terminally.

If you can't make out my postscript, it reads:

'Use in conjunction with: What is Rigor Mortis?'

Who? Why? What sort of a mind?

PS: Yes, I know the clinical definitions, and we've all seen the paddles and the 'clear' with the hoivin and the moivin and the high voltage; but find a medic and ask him or her how many times that jiggery-bollockry actually works...

1 comment:

Call me Infidel said...

Words alas fail me!