Fasting for the Faithful, an Idiot's Guide
Oh arse. Oh arse, arse, arse. I had such high hopes for you, I really did.
Is there something about the Mayorality of London that fucks up braincells? What? What does this to people?
Boris Johnson has recommended that we all fast for Ramadan. This in order that we learn to understand Muslims better.
Look Boris, as a personal favour I'll walk you through this. The problem lies not in the fact that we don't understand Muslims. In a sane country we'd have no need to, an individual's religion being a matter for them and them alone etc. etc.
No. The problem lies in the fact that certain Muslims understand the boneheaded, fuckwitted jellies of our political class far, far too well.