I watched the Al-Jabeeba ten o'clock 'news' tonight (I know, I know, I'm a masochist who's too tight to buy nipple-clamps).
There was CamBoy, playing table football and jogging like a prize dick. So far, so bad; and then he said it.
"The new Conservative party"
Christ Jesus. He's supposedly gearing up to replace the most incompetent and thoroughly, justifiably loathed government in living memory, and he's publically adopting it's fucking nomenclature!
NuLabour is to be replaced by NuTory!
Please, for god's sake, someone, anyone PLEASE; give me a reason to believe he's not as big a fucking imbecile as I think he is.
Tony Blair earlier today